ANIMALS ARE WEIRD:
1.) all of a sudden, there are tons of big flies in my room. yuck
2.) i was combing my hair after my shower, and a mosquito was buzzing around my head. i swatted at it with my comb, and it got stuck in between the teeth. eew.
3.) there was a giant spider in my bathroom last night. that's gross enough. i killed it, but didn't want to move it, so pushed it to the corner of the bathroom figuring the cleaners could deal with it later. then, while showering today, i noticed this HUGE trail of ants crawling up the side of my bathroom wall towards the window. there was a big clump, followed by lots of smaller trails...the huge clump was actually the spider that i had killed before. these ants were carrying off this spider that was 209384237427 times their size to their colony. i watched them do it. ass naked in the shower. ughlskdfjl.
4.) i was walking to another room in the guest house, and as i was walking, i kicked something that i thought was a stone. but the stone screamed. turns out it was a weird squirrel/chipmunk hibrid that ran into my shoe.
again. animals are weird.
i think i'm going to a party tonight. in downtown mysore. it's a birthday party for this girl who works for this IT company in mysore. we were invited by random americans on the street. i'll inform you of more later.
1.) all of a sudden, there are tons of big flies in my room. yuck
2.) i was combing my hair after my shower, and a mosquito was buzzing around my head. i swatted at it with my comb, and it got stuck in between the teeth. eew.
3.) there was a giant spider in my bathroom last night. that's gross enough. i killed it, but didn't want to move it, so pushed it to the corner of the bathroom figuring the cleaners could deal with it later. then, while showering today, i noticed this HUGE trail of ants crawling up the side of my bathroom wall towards the window. there was a big clump, followed by lots of smaller trails...the huge clump was actually the spider that i had killed before. these ants were carrying off this spider that was 209384237427 times their size to their colony. i watched them do it. ass naked in the shower. ughlskdfjl.
4.) i was walking to another room in the guest house, and as i was walking, i kicked something that i thought was a stone. but the stone screamed. turns out it was a weird squirrel/chipmunk hibrid that ran into my shoe.
again. animals are weird.
i think i'm going to a party tonight. in downtown mysore. it's a birthday party for this girl who works for this IT company in mysore. we were invited by random americans on the street. i'll inform you of more later.
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